When Captain Kirk fights, he wants the whole world to know. With hurt feelings over a missing invitation to George "Sulu" Takei's wedding, William Shatner aired his pain in multiple Youtube videos. In his first video, Shatner said of Takei, "The poor man, there is such a sickness there. It's so painfully obvious that there is a psychosis there."

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Singer Taylor Swift used her Myspace to take a Jab at ex-boyfriend, Joe Jonas, for breaking up with her by phone. In her new video blog, Swift holds up his 'Camp Rock' doll and says, "See, this one even comes with a phone, so he can break up with other dolls."

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Don't mess with Katherine Heigl's friends. When Isiah Washington allegedly called Heigl's BFF T.R. Knight an anti-gay slur, Heigl took to the media in Knight's defense. At the Golden Globes, she told interviewers, "I will throw down for [T.R.]. I will beat you up. I will use every ounce of energy I have to take you down if you hurt his feelings."

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Chris Crocker vs. The World. We all remember this Internet celebrity and self-described "edutainer" for his tearful Youtube defense of Britney Spears. The 'Leave Britney Alone!" video spawned at least a dozen parodies and somehow, it produced over four million views in two days.

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Brandon Davis, junior oil tycoon and Paris Hilton BFF, showed the world his true colors in a widely circulated paparazzi video. For three and a half vulgarity-filled minutes, a drunk Davis railed against Paris' enemy Lindsay Lohan and her private parts. Hollywood at its finest.

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For mysterious reasons we still don't understand, Lindsay Lohan took an imaginary feud with Scarlett Johansson to an interesting medium - a bathroom wall. In 2006, Lohan scrawled a particularly indecent version of "Scarlett Johannson is a %$&^" on a Manhattan stall.

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In 2006, a scuffle between Paris Hilton and Shanna Moakler turned ugly, with each woman filing a police report for battery. Moakler later took to the blogosphere, exacting revenge by posting Paris Hilton's personal contact information on her Myspace page.

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We watched Disney cutie Selena Gomez's harmless Youtube video with Demi Lovato, talking about t-shirts and teeth - then we watched Miley and Mandy's needlessly cruel parody of her fellow Mouseketeer and couldn't figure it out. Turns out, neither could Selena - she told MTV News, "There's no feud - there's nothing to feud about, so why start a fight?" Class act, that one.

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What do you get when you take David Beckham's eyes, Robert Downey Jr.'s nose and Johnny Depp's mouth?

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Robert Deppham, Jr.

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What do you get when you take Kate Winslet's eyes,Megan Fox's nose and Drew Barrymore's mouth?

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What do you get when you take Justin Timberlake's eyes, Brad Pitt's nose and Zac Efron's mouth?

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